toast hag

A woman who comes to breakfast joints primarily for the toast.

That old bat at the diner is a toast hag.

by Sperlhaus June 29, 2021

Toast Chee

A beautiful orange cracker in the shade of the sun at dusk , and the beautiful yummified peanut butter inside. best snack ever invented.

person 1: “ man i need a good quality meal “
person 2: “ go eat some toast chee’s “

by toast chee lover 69 July 7, 2023

Toast Fucking

To F--- or to get F---ed by toast.

"That crescent roll stuff is for kids, I'm now into Toasting F---ing. Yesterday I took an entire loaf of nine grain for a little "How's your mother?".

by slopes May 31, 2005

Toast Test

A test, usually quite random, to determine how lucky you will be that day. Your luck is determined by how unlikely the thing you predict to occur in the next time period, event, etc. is. The term comes from the first, and most common test, which is dropping a piece of buttered toast on a tabletop. If it lands butter side down, bad luck day. Butter side up is a good day. On it's side means that you should go buy a lottery ticket asap.
It's closely related to the spoon test which is when one puts a spoon under their pillow and then prays for a certain kind of weather the next day. The difference is that no "luck" is achieved by the spoon test, just a certain outcome.
Ancient, archaic forms of this test include plucking daisy petals and saying "he loves me, he loves me not", and breaking wishbones

I predict that 3 birds will land on this windowsill in the next 4 minutes.

My bagel landed cream cheese side up!
-Dude, lucky toast test!

by RedHawk007 December 9, 2009

Toast & Jam

The best combination of people. It can also signify something bad or good. It can be dropped in the conversation much like snoogins.

The 'Jam' can be replaced with cheese or any other type of food.

One exception to this, Toast & Spooge! <-best combo!

Evil: You are Toast & Jam!
Ly: Hells yea I wanna be on her like Toast & Jam.

That boy is smelly like cheese & toast!

by Evil666 September 21, 2005

Toast sandwich

a toast sandwich is a suPreMe sAndWicH which has two breads around a toast. Tastes amazing.Seriously whoever invented this is a fucking GENIUS. I will highly suggest all the children of god to try it. well even filths can this sandwich does not discriminate. i tried this sandwich yesterday and it was quite a liberating experience. would def recommend y’all to try it:) and if you don’t then satan will shit on your penis face;)

🧡🤡🥪🤡❤️😍🥰😘 toast sandwich is bae

by wellokboomeryourwelcome December 8, 2019

toast off

contest in which two people jack off onto pieces of toast. The winner is who ever jacks off first. The looser then eats the winner's toast (with cum on it).

What kind of contest involves food and masturbation? A toast off.

by Anonymous11235 December 17, 2008