taint cheese

A build-up of sweat and dead skin that collects along the taint (yut, gooche).Also known as schmegma of the taint.

Your sister's breath smells like my taint cheese... that's odd.

Your gradma's breath smells like my taint cheese also... imagine that.

Good dog! Lick the taint cheese!

Taint cheese. The breakfast of champions!

by Goodie June 9, 2005

Taint Fuck

the sexual act of rubbing taints together for either a safe sex option or foreplay.

Guy A: "Dude did you score last night?"
Guy B: "Nah man, we just taint fucked and passed out"

"May I taint fuck you maam?"

"I dry taint fucked her on the dance floor"

by peterkz October 16, 2008

Taint Baker

When lighting a fart and the ignition is so strong it spreads down to your ass region and singes the hairs off your taint.

Man bruh, that was such a good light I think you got a taint baker off that.

by klillzle February 15, 2009

taint master

one who reigns over all taints. hairy and non.

by sama April 28, 2003

taint paint

To thoroughly tongue the area between a person's genitalia and their anus.

Suzie asked me to cleanse myself before she gave me a taint paint, but I figured that was what the damn taint paint was supposed to be about.

by Migrainiac January 6, 2006

taint farmer

Someone who has such a nasty front butt that you suspect they grow vegetables in their taint.

"Man, that Dean is a taint farmer. His large front butt provides perfect conditions for growing potatoes in his taint."

by Jassbum April 9, 2008

Taint Baker

1. One who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most Taintly Way.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.

Dude, Zach was a complete Taint Baker last night.

by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009