2 definitions by Mikes Hunt

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1. One who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most Taintly Way.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.


Dude, Zach was a complete Taint Baker last night.

by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009
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1. The act of inserting an ice cube into a girls vagina and closing it until she screams.
2. A cleavor drink with vodka and peaches.
Dude i totally got melanie with an Alaskan Hot Pocket

Dude i drank an Alaskan Hot Pocket and got schmamered
by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009
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