Seattle Storm

While receiving a blow job from your girl, you ejaculate into her mouth, and she stands up and sputters it out over you in the fashion of a lawn sprinkler.

Grab your umbrella.

James: Angela surprised me with a Seattle Storm last night.

Ryan: I hope you brought your rain Poncho!

by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 11, 2017

Scatter Tats

The trendy style of stamping the body with random tattoos with no identifiable theme or pattern. Common amongst hipsters and your basic,yet edgy, white girls. See any girl that has recently moved to Portland. Term coined by Kelly Quinlan, circa 2017.

I don't mind the look now, but after you are married and have 2.5 kids with her, those scatter tats are gonna look awful.

by Juicy Jerome January 18, 2019

Seattle Calo

A tight sphincter helmet originating from the northwestern region of the United States.

That guy dropped the Seattle Calo right on him didn’t he?

by 2wheelin2dn July 16, 2019

Seattle Shuffle

When you want out of a relationship and you have your homie tell a girl that you’re gay to get them off your back.

“Ryan you still going out with that girl?”

“Nah, me and Conor pulled a Seattle Shuffle on that bitch.”

by Your boi soggy shirt October 14, 2019

Seattle Snicker

The act of deficating in ones mouth and then proceeding to fuck their mouth

Anyone up for a seattle snicker tonight

by Mr_Fister93 November 10, 2019

Sattler

Probably a fuckin badass, usually the last name of a really cool guy

Guy 1: wow that guy’s last name is Ethan
Guy 2: probably a badass a sum
Sattler: cool guy

by Captain_swags October 11, 2020

Seattle Seltzer

Nitro cold brew coffee, a kind of coffee served chilled that uses bubbles of dissolved nitrogen to add a smooth texture. These bubbles are notably smaller than those of carbonated water.

I’m gonna grab a Seattle Seltzer to wake myself up.

by vanishingly February 22, 2021