scoo savings

Another name for semen

"Awe shit! I got scoo savings all over the tub"

by Leethedog March 30, 2017

Anal Shavings

When you shit your pants and let it sit there until it gets hard enough to carve off with a knife.

I've made so many anal shavings over the years, I might have enough to sell in bundles on Etsy !

by The Ultimate Sandy Vagina June 10, 2017

daylight savings depression

The sudden influx of sadness that occurs after daylight savings time in the fall, when people struggle to become re-acquainted with the soul-crushing darkness outside that now occurs at 5pm.

I have such a serious case of daylight savings depression that all I want to do when I get off work is order takeout and watch "Murder, She Wrote" marathons.

by xDrewB April 20, 2018

Apple shaving

Apple shaving is when you shave the skin of an apple, then you put the apple shavings in your partner's arsehole after you do that you give your partner anal then you cum in there arse and you eat whats left of the apple shavings

Boyfriend: Hey do you want to do apple shaving tonight?

Girlfriend: show babe lets shave an apple real quick then

Boyfriend: Okay

by Pap wade January 11, 2018

BTU-saving entry/exit

Refers to a K1-saving action that you take during colder weather, and consists of rapidly opening the front door of a home/business only as far as you need to in order to quickly slither through, and hastily slapping the door shut again to minimize heat-escape.

Small barber-shop owner: Most of my customers don't seem to realize that it really costs me a pretty penny to heat my place of business... they leisurely take their sweet old time to amble in and out, and just let the door gradually close on its own. A few thoughtful/aware folks, though, do diligently employ the "BTU-saving entry/exit" procedure when passing through my door, and I really appreciate that.

by QuacksO December 7, 2018

Leah swain

Leah swain is one of the nicest people I know. She has a huge loving family who all look out for each other! Leah is really pretty , she is probably the best person to talk to if you have any problems. If your day has been one of the worst she will lighten it up within 2 minutes.

Leah is an animal lover and has three pet hamsters (coco,kiwi and honey).

Me (anonymous) and Leah have a really close bond!!!

Her personality is amazing .
She honestly is a true bestfriend to me and I hope nothing will come between us.

We have planned our whole life out together. The conversations we have are the best !

The memories we create are the best. Every time we look back at them we always laugh!

We have our own little words /sayings that always make us giggle for our own reasons ;

Contagious

Lesbian moms
....
I could go on for age’s.......

Hope you see this one day leah

Love you soooooo much 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

This was made on the 18th April 2019 xxxxxx

Me: what’s your name ?

Leah: Leah swain

by .Love.you.leah. April 17, 2019

Forced Savings

(1) The process of paying off a mortgage is "forced savings." As one's home appreciates in value while simultaneously the balance owed is paid down over the years, the process accumulates wealth for the homeowner whether or not they intend to do it. The bank doesn't really give you many options to stop paying either.
(2) The practice of advancing clocks in warmer months against the will of the people.

A mortgage is truly a forced savings account that has helped many people build wealth over time.

by petedrover July 25, 2020