ass surfer

the act of inserting a surfboard into ones anus, while the one recieving the board, is drowned in the other puddle of cum.

Your boyfriend is a real ass surfer!

by Clint Underhill January 6, 2008

Brain Surgery

A term for a type of oral sex that lasts at least 2 hours and includes extremely cautious and detailed oral contact. In order to perform or receive Brain Surgery, both parties must be well prepped, fed, and cleaned prior to the act.

"Dude, Josh is still in there getting brain surgery!"
"I know. I wonder if he's gonna make it."

by JARS December 29, 2007

they did surgery on a grape

they did surgery on a grape

they did surgery on a grape

by fortniteborger November 22, 2018

cunt munching shit surfer

someone who muches on a cunt while trying to surf in their shit filled bog

a cunt munching shit surfer? now i've seen everything!

by Robin February 6, 2005

surgery

the process of turning into a vampire, similar to speed dating.

Ignore Penny's coffin, she recently went through surgery.

by Max "Kingsnake" Traunstein March 28, 2008

surfer sadie

amazing girl normally really hot. surf obbsesed (not in a bad way lol) and a bit of a raver kid

surfer sadie = super raver kid

by reidys1 May 9, 2008

bumhole surgery

An act where one is highley intoxicated (see "Don Piano") also may be known as a bumhole surgeon. Generaly when someone is involved in this act it is due to spending too much time at ours house.

Luigi, your mother is a bloody aardvark!

Fuck off Ben Hodson, you bloody bumhole surgeon.

Luigi: hmmm Bumhole Surgery

by mrskag February 5, 2008