Skunking

skunking is when you decide to eat spicy mexican food early in the day to force yourself to have diarrhea later on and then you titty fuck a girl and a minute before you cum you shit a line of diarrhea on her chest and then precede to cum a line in the center of the diarrhea so it looks like a skunk.

"dude, last night i totally skunked my girlfriend and we had homemade brownies after."

"I'm gonna find some bitches and go skunking, you guys wanna join me?"

by FATLmetal May 11, 2009

Striking when the irony is hot

The ability to immediately respond with a witty remark. Antonyn: Facebook Wit

Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday.
Dan: (7:32): Hell yeah! (pun totally intended ;)

Dan has a talent for striking when the irony is hot.

by Bayviewite June 29, 2011

Stroking The Felisha

A sexual term meaning to stroke your parents minge before sniffing hot glue of your mums dick with your sibling recording the whole thing and masturbating visciously with a spatula

Brother: Remember to start stroking the Felisha when I start recording

by AmbroseTilIDie December 10, 2019

city splunking

To explore the innards of abandoned urban buildings.

I was city splunking the Old Packard in Detroit this past weekend, we found one dead hooker, three dead dogs, some kickass graffiti, and made friends with a dude with a needle in his arm. Then the flashlight batteries wore out.

by Djangoboone May 12, 2008

channel stroking

When you are stroking your mans member while he is surfing thru cable channels

I was Channel Stroking my guy while he was searching cable for something to watch.

by Dinker2011 October 15, 2017

strunging

the use of a snake for the purposes of sexual gratification

i saw a porno the other day and this girl was strunging herself

by abingdon posse October 22, 2004

stroking the bishop

Masturbation by a male. Used in the Caribbean region.

He's always watching porn and stroking the bishop.

by Lilith's tongue July 25, 2011