struning

Strun/struning, verb, from the Italian, "strunz" or "stronzo" meaning shit or little shits (i.e. "Morning strunz!", as one might greet a police officer walking the beat). Struning or to strun is the action of moving forward while shitting, as a goose might, so that the shit emanating from your tail-end actually produces a kind of parabolic jet trail. Your movement relative to your poop, plus your poop's velocity inside you prior to release, produces this effect.
Struning, pronounced stroo-ning. Try it people! : )

I was so sick from the lobster raviolis and the 12 pack of Pabst I consumed the night before, I woke up in a tub of puke, and almost found myself struning onto my bedroom floor as I ran to the bathroom, but thankfully I made it just in time.

by ADP June 18, 2014

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Struging

Slang for struggling

James: I’m just so behind in math
Joe: same I’m struging

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street-hunting

strunting = murder

Someone's been strunting my friend's family...now they're dead.

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strunging

the use of a snake for the purposes of sexual gratification

i saw a porno the other day and this girl was strunging herself

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Guy Strunking

To create something that you think is smart and witty when in actuallity everyone else thinks it is pretty lame. Your friends will usually tell you that you have Guy Strunked to your face.

"Did you see that email our boss sent after lunch?" - Lindsey
"Yeah, he was totally Guy Strunking when he made up the word textite." - Lauren

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