Staple Tape

Literal tape with staples in it. Does it make it better? According to the propaganda! (Staple Tape is not available in any stores and must be made by the user. Schools offer the supplies for free if the teachers aren’t looking.)

Person #1: My pants just ripped and scotch tape won’t hold them together. Do you have anything stronger?
Person #2: I’ll make some Staple Tape!
Person #1: Will it hold?
Person #2: Obviously, it’s Staple Tape!

by Nova72Scotia September 16, 2020

Soapy Turtle

The first bowel movement taken after being the recipient of anal sex that resulted in anal climax

I went though half a roll of toilet paper after that soapy turtle.

by PyMann September 30, 2020

Stape from Movieland

Is that Stape! Woah, I heard hes an amazing and funny person.

Wow! Stape from Movieland is very very dedicated!

by WooWooLucid October 13, 2020

staryar

When MS Teams malfunctions and you need to reboot your computer.

OMG! Teams is shit, need to staryar

by beijer November 26, 2020

soapydrizzle

one of the coolest anime tik tok accounts! the creator is amazingly sweet, unique, and creative! people enjoy scrolling through their account!

Soapydrizzle is the coolest person I know.

by fuzzzbuzzz March 14, 2021

soapydrizzle

the best most beautiful person to ever exist

damn shawty u a real soapydrizzle fr fr

by mobbbb March 14, 2021

Stacy

A girl with a hot mom that 12 yr olds like to stare at creepily

Stacy: Have you met my mom?
Creepy kid: Yeah she’s got it goin on

by 👁👄👁2 April 7, 2021