Crescent Park Strangler

A very quick and stealthy individual, if you do not know where it is, it will strangle you and lube your anus with BBQ sauce. It can be seen creeping around waiting for a victim, or using its braids and scope out people. It doesnt talk however, so use extreme caution when faced with this deadly individual. Its also known to make very strange noises. The strangler is known to have no sexual prefrence, and will fuck and kill anything w/ or w/o a pulse

Crescent Park Strangler-"Meep!!!!!"
Everyone else-"Holy shyt its the fuckin crescent park strangler"

by CKsmooth October 13, 2006

Stangled

Being caught unaware, cheated, double delt, stabbed in the back.

"He thought he had the promotion in the bag until he was Stangled by the boss's nephew."

by akumal1 March 12, 2010

Spangley

Something which is very glittery or shiny.

"ohhhh thats a nice spangley bag Christy"

by Conor & Christy February 12, 2008

spangletard

Someone who is unable to form sentences properly to the point where people think that they are retarded, when in fact they are not

Bert how could you even think that is a sentence you're such a spangletard!

by Ross the Osaurus May 28, 2016

Stranglefuck

To hate-fuck while asphyxiating your "partner" (preferably from behind) with the intent to kill or maim. Not always with erotic intent.

The ending to that movie was so bad, I could just stranglefuck Jason Borne.

by Beulah August 9, 2016

Stanklepuss

A woman named Christine that has the face of Willem Dafoe and Chunk from the Goonies, and has a terrible odor emanating from her vagina.

"Man, I must have been hammered last night, because I took Christine home. Once her pants came off, that stanklepuss slapped me sober."

by squidhands4309 March 18, 2017

Stangl Bomb

When a midget walks up and punches you in the nuts then proceeds to climb on top of your shoulders and choke you out with his legs.

Chad: Bro what happened?
Thad: I just got fucking Stangl Bombed

by BillClinton'sDickButt May 29, 2018