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Squidi

Noun
Plural noun: squidi
an elongated, fast-swimming cephalopod mollusk with ten arms (technically, eight arms and two long tentacles), typically able to change color.
Verb
fish using squid as bait.
Oh no, the squidi are drying on land!
by Thomas Loves Books May 27, 2021
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squimchy

That frog is looking very squimchy, and not at all plumpshous.
by Squimchy Frog_Lover 69 January 21, 2022
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Squish That Cat

Squish that cat
All you need to know
Is to
SQUISH
THAT
CAT
And you just gently squish 'em.
That's not comfortable for the cat
Or, that safe to be honest with you

You can just throw a towel on the cat
And squish 'em with a towel,
Or you can do this scooper upper thing
Football carry just like that
Butt in your hand
And you SQUISH em tight to your body
You know, SQUISH them against your body.

And there we go, we just made friends
With this wonderful lil' cat.
Look at that face
LOOK AT THAT FACE
Squishing is your best friend
When you're dealing with a cat.
You just lean over, squish them nice and tight,
Then again, I'm SQUISHING them into myself
We always squish that cat.
Person 1: Do you prefer to squish that cat with a towel, or by giving them a lil' football carry?
Person 2: I prefer to squish my cat with a towel! How about you?
Person 1: I enjoy giving my cat a lil' football carry.
Person 2: Wow, I love meeting people with different preferences! Thank you for politely joining me in this 100% natural and non-scripted conversation!
Person 1: You're welcome, it was a pleasure analyzing different methods of squishing a cat with you!
by BunnyNotFunnyCrusherForLife March 13, 2023
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Cock Squat

Fucking with the woman on top and squatting on the man's cock. Knees are off the bed and actual squats on done up and down on the cock. Hands hold the top of his shoulders for balance and leverage. Excellent cardio workout, great for the abs, quads, glutes and she controls the pace for her orgasm.
Sophie was getting quite a workout doing cock squats on Jay's cock.
by Sophie-Jo December 18, 2011
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Canadian squirt gun

A slang term for a turkey baster, first used in the Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd n Eddy (which is also Canadian).
Guy: Who wants to work off Thanksgiving dinner with a Canadian squirt gun fight?
by Leadfoot Leon April 8, 2015
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Sub-squad

A subsection of a larger group of people; larger squad of people. The whole group is unavailable so a Sub-squad is formed based upon the people who are free to hang out.
"Josh, Stephen, Tom, Matt, & Victoria have forged a sub-squad becuase the whole group (squad) was unavailable to join in their adventures."
by Beersllama August 30, 2015
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shortbread squirt

the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.
Catch SNL last night?

F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.
by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016
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