snurfing

Getting a blowjob from a member of the Blue Man Group.

Johnny Hopkins: Damn some crazy shit is happening at this party right now. Hey what's going on with Dave right now?

Sloan Kettering: Dude that guy is totally snurfing him right now!!!!!!!

by shiftyclaybob January 19, 2010

Smurf Shit

Slang for Blue Tack

Smurf Shit doesn't come out easily if left for ages.

by Endless Vertigo December 21, 2008

Smurfy's Law

If anything can turn blue, it will. (see also: Murphy's Law and Smurf )

A: I can't believe my computer got another BSOD!!

B: Hey man, that's just Smurfy's Law...

by akaSMG February 28, 2011

Dingle Smurf

When a male jerks off onto a pile of fresh blueberries and gives it to his girlfriend to eat.

Guy: "I made you this Dingle Smurf's babe"
Girl: "You're so great. Thank you"

by Tom Jickes March 4, 2009

smurf

Term used in online gaming to signify a famous person playing games under a fake name. Term was coined by Warcraft legend "Shlonglor."

We lost to those smurfs: they were better than we thought they would be.

by GringoSuperStar June 2, 2003

Smurfed

To get wacked in the face with a penis

My friend Smurfed me on my porch when i wasnt looking....

by Jenny September 6, 2004

Smurfy's Law

Anything that can be smurfed, will be smurfed.

(Also if you're feeling ambivalent about something, use the word smurf.)

Steve: So I heard you just saw "Interstellar"! What did you think?
Dave: I thought Christopher Nolan totally smurfed it! His use of the black-hole singularity as a plot device was, well, smurf. It really smurfed me.

Steve: Ya, I feel ya, definitely a case of Smurfy's Law in action!

by Philleepe January 8, 2015