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Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”
by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017
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Splooge

Splooged (noun)
Splooger: the one that has done the splooging
Besplooged: when you have been splooged on
by Michaelyaksonsheet July 21, 2021
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oink-omatic chromatic splooge

damn, that was an oink-omatic chromatic splooge!
by slimyhibber October 22, 2018
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sploog vaccum

by Big Stev April 13, 2021
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Splooge-box

When a man ejaculates into a woman’s vagina l, it becomes a splooge-box. His semen plus her vagina equals a splooge-box.
Her splooge-box was full when I finished.
by Bag of dicks December 30, 2020
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Splooge

when a guy has a very violent orgasm to the point they say "SPLOOOOGEE!"
Splooge: originated in Canada.
can be defined as: Having the best time of your awful life ;)

guy: "I'm gonna cum"
girl: *rides 20x harder*
guy: "SPLOOOOGEEE"

girl: "what the actual f*uck just happened"
by Shaquille Oat'meal October 30, 2019
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Splooge-like

Having a thick, gooey, and viscous consistency; resembling the texture or appearance of a sticky or semi-liquid substance. Similar consistency to male semen.
The syrup was splooge-like.
by Richard Darius Nixon July 29, 2025
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