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splagolgworph

vomiting inside of the anus of a significant other's parent
Person 1: "My girlfriend let me splagolgworph in her mom!"
Person 2: "Yo I wish I could do that"
by TheMasked19 October 22, 2023
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Speage

Speage (noun):

1. An adult male, smaller in stature, who engages in homosexual fellatio at noon.
2. Unlike a "Twink," a Speage is characterized by a resemblance to a gremlin or goblin and often uses green camouflage to distract from male ejaculation on their torso.
1. "Every afternoon, the team would jokingly refer to their smallest member as a speage, alluding to his peculiar habit of disappearing at noon."

2. "Whenever lunchtime approached, some would call him a speage due to his tendency to sneak off and his uncanny resemblance to a goblin in his green attire."
by Matthew Craudim July 31, 2024
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Splace

You just failed to write Place and Space and the same time, when either of those would have made sense in the sentence.
Please keep everything in the designated Splace!
by FiFoMaster69 February 15, 2024
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Splagoogle

To mess around and have fun.

Can also have a sexual connotation.
Hey man do you wanna go Splagoogle?
Ahh I splagoogled on her all night 🤤👅!
by Oreinsburg March 10, 2024
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Splaterfield

The act of shitting all over a toilet or shower and forgetting it ever happened.
I walked into the showers and someone made a splaterfield! Clean up on aisle 3!
by Shat man April 18, 2024
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splatenous

adj- something of great size/importance
•His friends were jealous of his splatenous ass, which attracted all the ladies.

•In theory, the splatenous task allowed little time for breaks, but the team continued to procrastinate (despite it counting for 20% of their grade)
by poncho_man62 April 18, 2024
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slagel

a slutty bagel. typically used to describe a cool ass motherfucker who really enjoys bagels. maybe a little too much?
dude that bagel got slageled
by anonymous April 22, 2024
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