Spaff

A Goof, a Gaff, and a Laff that are brought together through powerful otherworldly means, creating a Spaff.

Jake: "Watching Zarna accuse Hugh Mungous of harassment and getting shut down was such a spaff!"
Logan: "Totally bro!"

by BagelBeater July 14, 2017

put in a spliff

This is an act primarily performed by the inhabitants of England and the distant relatives of the Chav species, This is the act of burning somebody to ashes and afterwards putting them into a spliff

Guy 1: 'Ay wagwan bro, did you hear what happened to SJ?,
Guy 2:'naaa bro'
Guy 1: 'he got put in a spliff'

by WaganPffTing February 3, 2020

T3h_Spliff

A word that is commonly mistaken for just meaning 'The Weed'. The real meaning for this word is used to define mentally disabled-homosexual zoophiliac's who eat their own poo and throw shoe's at people.

A mate of mine, he's a 'T3h_Spliff', got arrested yesterday for sneaking into the zoo and posing as a cammel to seduce and make cam-lets with them. He was found out when a pedestrian was randomly struck on the face by a shoe.

by T3h_spliff October 20, 2008

spliff earl

some crazy ass cracka who smokes mad weed and gets jillybanged every damn day.

yo thats my dog spliff earl watch em hit this spliff.

by some guy March 4, 2005

spraffer

Someone who spraffs; Someone who talks a lot without really saying anything.

I initially thought he had vision and direction, but he was just a spraffer.

by T-Spoon July 12, 2002

spaffin'

ejaculating or cumming

Im gonna be spaffin' in yo face later on bitch

by King Rou December 18, 2007

Spliff

A roiled combination of marijuana and tobacco.

"Wanna smoke this cigarette?"

"Hell no. But I'll SPLice it with pIFF" ergo: spliff

by PrincessPiff Soverign of splif December 1, 2013