splice

1 To engage in sexual intercourse.

2 To join or unite body parts through sexual activity.

3 To join in wedlock.

4 To unite through legal marriage or religious ceremony.

Marty and Victoria passionately spliced last night without any protection.

by Vatman October 18, 2010

Spliced

Alternative term for being married (Shropshire origin?) Originating from the act of splicing two bits of film together.

"Hey Helen, when are getting spliced?"
"um...I'm working on him!"

by jenjones March 04, 2010

Splice

anything, or anyone, but usually in a sexual manner

"Dude I just spliced that bitch!"

"I dare John to splice Danielle in the back bedroom"

"Bitch say one more thing and imma splice you in the face"

by Spliceitup October 31, 2010

Splice

To metaphorically cut/shank. Figurative language used to express your distaste-aimed at an individual or establishment.

Just found out Becky cheated on me. Ima "splice her damn face".

Splice- to figuratively shank or cut

by Honey boo boo February 22, 2017

spliced

Severly fucked up on multiple drugs. Term taken from the Outkast cd, Aquemini.

Man I drank some liqour and smoked a blunt. I'm spliced!

by BigDaddyKyle January 19, 2004

splice

1. A word used when a person is being either burned, dissed or an unfortunate event has accured and it is nessary for the term.
2. To Be Used.

Example 1:
Lyndon - (Stubbes His Toe...)
Paul - (Looks To Lyndon, Points) Splice!
Example 2:
Lyndon - Yo Paul, my GF just dumpt me...
Paul - (very quickly says) Splice!

by Kevin Borst July 30, 2006

Splice

The awkward seam on some leggings or yoga pants located on a womans vagina

she did a split, and i could totally see her splice

by Hawkinelli June 22, 2010