call someone who gives a shit

Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.

I think I might get fired tomorrow.
Here's a quarter. Go call someone who gives a shit.

by octopod November 22, 2003

tossing someone's salad

When a person licks his or her partners butthole.

Baby, hurry up home and take a shower real quick because I will be tossing someone's salad for dinner ;)

by Brax Shin February 19, 2014

give someone butterflies

To have overwhelming excitement when you see someone you have feelings for; or a feeling you get when someone you love kisses or touches you.

Every time Cynthia kisses me I get butterflies; saying "she gives me butterflies"; it's a good thing to give someone butterflies

by Dumpling87 January 10, 2016

Clapping Someone's Cheeks

When you stick your cock really far up someone's ass and then pull in and push out so hard it makes a clapping noise.

I wish i was clapping someone's cheeks right now.

by CheekClapper69 December 20, 2017

Getting with someone

When two people like eachother and they both have intentions of dating so they get with someone

are you ever going to try to getting with someone

by Tom herry March 31, 2019

to do someone dirty

To deliberately treat someone very badly and unfairly.

My homeboy did me dirty by swooping on my girl.

To do someone dirty, he did not take out the frozen food.

by XxElmoxX November 11, 2022

its all fun and games til someone loses a bollock

Basically applied to any retard who does some Jackass or Dirty Sanchez stuff, and usually, the mature person like a parent or police officer or care worker etc will say it.

"Officer, i was only doing a grind on that rusty fence with a rickety skateboard near that used needle heap because it was funny.
"Yeah, Well its all fun and games til someone loses a bollock."

by btardia February 4, 2008