Snorkeling

When you know you are completely underwater (overwhelmed) but still breathing. You just keep waiting for low tide (metaphorically) to come in.

“How are you doing?” “Oh, just snorkeling. Hoping things will lighten up this weekend.”

by MamaAgave February 11, 2023

snarling heffalump

A angry creature that is found in the anus of adult human males. The snarling heffalump was first discovered when doctors probed dreamy bulls ass. The snarling heffalump is a fuzzy creature with a huge cock and big balls.

I was diagnosed with snarling heffalumps.

by THEREALPETER735 May 3, 2023

shorting

A financial term for when you think you're smart, and then you get f'ed.

"I think this stonk is going to stop stonking. I'm shorting it. Inverse me, and see what happens" -- some guy on stockwits

"LOL" -- narrator

by Steven Van Meter August 11, 2023

skertling

NOUN:
skert·ling
/skɜrtlɪŋ/ 🔊
a small, unexpected event, creature, occurrence, or emotion.
SIMILAR: whimsy, mischance, nnquimble.

"The skertling of a shooting star streaking across the night sky filled the children with wonder and excitement."

by therealbestfriend October 1, 2023

snoring sun

Adolph Hitler (One of th heads of th ultimate erif) And His Spirit Half Wife Dress
Th hevenly father colored cauliflower and his kale wives; th suns of th evening

Your a snoring sun; your a sun of th evening; you like being a big entited(spirited) person;You are always complex; intermediate; and simple; you like bringing up your spirit in a jack of all trades way. .You love enhancing everybody' entit'(spirit') always.

by Gtos Th Hevenly Witness March 26, 2024

Snooling

Having liquified snot running down your nose. Most common during the winter or when someone is ill.

It was so cold out there, my nose was snooling

by RippingRod April 27, 2024

Snoring

Aggressively fucking someone who was formerly your subordinate at work.

I was snoring her when my cat hopped onto her face.

by NB Forrest June 4, 2024