A story you tell your date in order to get her to a makeout spot....
Wanna go Snipe hunting or watching?
Snipes are water birds that live on the coasts. To see one in land is rare.
Wanna go Snipe hunting or watching?
Snipes are water birds that live on the coasts. To see one in land is rare.
by D0c11 June 27, 2010

by Linnx August 29, 2017

typically a hockey term. To dangle or deke around your opponent and following up with a goal that makes the defender AND goalie look foolish.
by J Deezy December 17, 2012

The act of noticing someone who you know in a crowd or some other public situation and sending them a text from an unknown position referring to something which they are doing at the time e.g. "Reading by the lakeside, how very avant garde" this simulates the 'shot out of nowhere' effect of a sniper.
<Maria is having coffee>
Scott: (unseen by Maria) <observes Maria from a distance and sends a text> "ooh two sugars, bit of a sweet tooth aren't you?"
Maria: <checks phone and begins looking around aimlessly> replies "where are you?"
Scott: "I'm text sniping, so you have to guess"
Scott: (unseen by Maria) <observes Maria from a distance and sends a text> "ooh two sugars, bit of a sweet tooth aren't you?"
Maria: <checks phone and begins looking around aimlessly> replies "where are you?"
Scott: "I'm text sniping, so you have to guess"
by CHC-RPK March 23, 2011

A sexual move that requires a man and woman to be banging in some manner, when the man is about to orgasm the woman removed the dick from wherever it is, flicks the shit out of the tip and screams "BOOM HEADSHOT!'.
Bro 1: Oh man, we were going at it like cats and dogs, then all the sudden she stops and snipes the monkey, it was the weirdest load I've ever blown.
Bro 2: Holy shit, sniping the monkey? If my girl ever did that I think i'd die laughing!
Bro 2: Holy shit, sniping the monkey? If my girl ever did that I think i'd die laughing!
by YouWanSumFuk August 8, 2019

by TrueDa June 8, 2022

by BeanieBoyy August 6, 2019
