Shard Barbie

(Noun) A female meth addict / dope whore who is so twacked out that she has convincesd herself that being a strung out junkie whore is fashionable. She tells herself how pretty she is as she spends hours in the mirror picking at her face and covering it with layer upon layer of cheap make up and body spray which she stole from Dollar General. She then ventures out into the world amongst the other jank-skanks looking for the next plug to blow for a gram.

Courtney - "so whats it gonna be"
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"

Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.

by KingDingALing704 September 20, 2020

Shardendu

Name for Indian boys meaning the moon of Sharad (autumn-winter transition) season.
This name is often given to Children born with a bright face and generally have an auspicious personality.
Mostly extroverted with a warm heart.

I can't believe Shardendu is depressed even with such an extroverted personality.

by Ms. AKP November 22, 2021

SHARD PARTY

WHEN 2 OR MORE GATHER TO ENHANCE THEIR EUPHORIA THEY INSERT A SHARD (crystal rock) UP THE ANAL CANAL WITH ONES FINGERTIP(lube optional)

FRIEND SHAKING A CRYSTAL SACK: "SHARD PARTY!!"

by CHINOIANS March 1, 2023

Shard

Slang word for arse, as in "shard of glass"

"It's their fourth anniversary so he's taking her up the shard."

by Renbarr January 9, 2014

sardines

A game you play with your friends where you go ring a doorbell, stand on the porch, stoop, etc. and pose. You're not allowed to speak to the person who opens the door, you just stand there. The last person standing at the door is the person that wins.

Hey, let's go play sardines

by taylahhhh! April 18, 2009

Sardasm

A fusion of sarcasm and sadism

Guy #1: My parents were stabbed and killed yesterday

Guy #2: Looks like they had a bloody fun time!

Guy #1: Wow.. that sardasm was very obvious

by Disdasdefa September 17, 2010

sardy

1. A dumbass who doesn't have a clue
2. A co-worker who uses high level language and descriptions incorrectly
3. A tax accountant who does not know anything about tax even though he has had his current job for four years (with no promotion in sight)
4. A person who eats stinky food and clips his fingernails at his desk

Sardy likes to give gross unknown facts about himself, like that he has size 12/13 feet.

by Cindy July 29, 2004