When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.
Special thanks to Jen for this idea.
Special thanks to Jen for this idea.
by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008
(Can be used as a noun or verb.) To perform a Nuclear Fallout Smoothie, at the end of intercourse one person must release all bodily fluids into the mouth of a recipient. For a male, he would have to cum, burp, vomit, piss, shit, cry, sweat, and bleed into the recipients mouth. For a female, the sperm can be replaced with menstrual fluids.
Note: The Nuclear Fallout Smoothie has never been performed successfully.
Note: The Nuclear Fallout Smoothie has never been performed successfully.
(Verb)
Colin: "They say I'm atomic."
Krantz: "Why is that?"
Colin: "Because I Nuclear Fallout Smoothie those bitches."
(Noun)
"Danny, is something the matter? You've hardly touched your Nuclear Fallout Smoothie."
Colin: "They say I'm atomic."
Krantz: "Why is that?"
Colin: "Because I Nuclear Fallout Smoothie those bitches."
(Noun)
"Danny, is something the matter? You've hardly touched your Nuclear Fallout Smoothie."
by Colin Davis October 10, 2006
Making a hot dog smoothie is the same as: flogging the dolphin, beating the bishop, whacking the pud, or choking the chicken, and can be compared to beating your dick like you caught it breaking into your house. The origin of the phrase dates all the way back to season two of Aqua teen hunger force.
Last night alex made 15 hot dog smoothies, he would have made more but his arm was sore and his wang was raw.
by jake August 21, 2004
1. When a male ejaculates on the breasts of a woman with extra large nipples and then tit-fucks her, causing the cum to froth up in a smoothie-like consistency.
2. What a pirate yells at a juice bar.
2. What a pirate yells at a juice bar.
"Give me a blueberry banana smootie, me heartie"
"I gave that girl such a blueberry banana smoothie last night... she fucking lapped that shit up."
"I gave that girl such a blueberry banana smoothie last night... she fucking lapped that shit up."
by Seth T. January 19, 2008
by dickserect November 16, 2006
by TheWiggidy October 12, 2003
When you masturbate into a cup, and then drink it.
Or, for more exotic tastes, when you poop into a cup and eat it.
Or, for more exotic tastes, when you poop into a cup and eat it.
by CG Poopsmith June 13, 2011