smoochie wolly wolly

the act of getting smoochie wolly wolly; hardcore makeout sesh; tonsil hockey; frenching a fella; often includes a little smoochie and a lot of wolly wolly; term should be used with caution - may cause severe embarrassment

I obvi wanted to get smoochie wolly wolly with you but you ditched me...sadness

by Danielle McAdams May 20, 2008

lime smoothie

When a man has his penis out then the girl proceeds to put her fingers on the tip and then spread the hole apart then she sneezes into it and the guy ejects it all over her face.

lime smoothie:when you want to go crazy

by freehugs123456789 January 1, 2012

Tuna Smoothie

What you order when eating out a land whale.

"Last night I went down on a girl I met at the bar."
"Oh you mean that land whale? I hope she makes a good tuna smoothie."

by Cuntty McCunterson January 10, 2012

mooching without smooching

girls going out with you on a friends-only basis (or in the context of 'hanging out').

is appropriate for a first date. not so for later dates.

my friend set me up for a night of mooching without smooching with his cute sister. first night was great, but now it's starting to feel like free beers for her and blue balls for me!

by daveschappell October 30, 2010

Smoothee

A song that has a real smooth or slow sound to it.

A that Jay-Z song Excuse me Miss is a real smoothee.

by Markei December 29, 2005

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher

See Bushman.

Mr. Sanders: "DAMN! Bushman is a big Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher!"

Mr. Knieriem: "It's schlong either way!"

by Shotgun Larry May 10, 2003

smoothie

A guy that has a smooth crotch.

Chris and Ross shared chips and salsa, that makes one or both of them a smoothie.

Chris likes Glee, he must be a smoothie.

Ross watches Jersey Shore, he is a smoothie.

by Casey the Cat October 22, 2010