SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 16, 2018

The Spanking Lady

A scary-ass witch woman who is hired by parents to spank their naughty children into submission.

"Eat your vegetables or it's the Spanking Lady for you, sir!"

by Frickin' I don't care June 9, 2009

lamb shanking

The entry of one's amputee limb into another's anal passage.

An amputee ramming another person up their marmite motorway with their stump. "Fancy a bit of lamb shanking?"

by #angrygrowler May 8, 2014

Night spanking

When you wake up in the middle of the night restless, so you decide to Masturbate to pass the time.

I could't sleep with all drugs took, hmm.....I guess I'll do some Night spanking

by Liberal Assassin January 25, 2017

Shanking

To be nervous over a result of some sort.

Im total shanking here.

Shank my josh man.

by shankingwithexcitement January 27, 2009

Spanking a Gorilla

To tackle and dominate any hard task or situation.

A positive thing

Injust busted out with a serious backside 360. I spank gorillas

by Lee-Roy da' Lard Lump December 4, 2003

SlantingBiscuit

When you do a girl in the butt and throw flour in her face and she has to be on her side

the girl got all uppidity over using a condom so i gave her a SlantingBiscuit

by CompleteBullet January 2, 2011