Cock Sampler

To sample every cock possible. A solution. To Leave no unturned.

Sge used to be married, but Heather has turned into a cock sampler since the divorce.

by VindictiveAngel December 24, 2022

Sam samuel samantha sampson

A girl who likes to microwave penises and murder people with them

Did u murder someone with a microwaved penis again?

Yes mom

Ok sam samuel samantha sampson

by Manchildidiot1111 November 15, 2021

Slampig

A girl that has hooked up with three or more of your close friends.

That slampig has already hooked up with John and Ryan, and now she's with Chris, too!

by Douglas B. June 9, 2005

hot cocoa sampler box

n. Derogitory term for an African-American lady who as evidently enjoyed a large number of paramours. A more specific version of box of assorted creams.

Check out that Yolanda with the six kids. Looks like a hot cocoa sampler box to me.

by Skid Marky Mark January 8, 2004

Slampiece

A hot chick who willingly participates in sweater making, sandwhich making, sex, and blowjobs or any combination.

"This sandwhich is great, thanks slampiece. Did I say thanks? I meant keep blowing me."

by SOFA KING chill December 6, 2011

samphearleak

a type of species that is extremely handsome and confident in all abilities known to man (also called sam for short, which stands for sexy asian man)

Mate, look at that there samphearleak, ain't that a beauty.

by Sam September 17, 2004

Slampy

Slampy is an intersting term. It actually has two meanings.

1) A slant on a hill or a ramp

2) A person who is both slutty and trampy.

1) Don't fall down the slampy hill!

2) You're mom is very slampy.

by Heather and Lacey November 20, 2006