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the funniest girl on insta she is cool and hilarious and not unfunny.
the funniest girl on insta she is cool and hilarious and not unfunny.

have you listened to "THE BAK" by SSJ9K? Yes, I have! It was posted on simpderace v2 on instagram
by simpderace December 27, 2020
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Semper Fi

Chinese for "I have a limp dick."
I just boned my DI. He's hot. Now I have a Semper Fi
by Thebobs21 December 12, 2012
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Semper Games Prt. 1

A group of utterly ass-hurt newfags/rag-heads/Weeaboos who claim that their "leader", Jihadjerry (Who recently announced that he was apparently raped by a tree...) made a "world record" by just hacking his copy of Super Mario Bros. with a Game Genie cheat cartridge. Utterly THOUSANDS of people already proved Jerry wrong, and yet for few 20 or so people who actually kiss his ass every day still defend his "record" (even though it's utter horse shit...). They have indeed hacked a few accounts and failed miserably at trying to ACTUALLY look intimidating, but all they usually just continue whacking off to a broken pile of Nintendo consoles in the background while spamming mindlessly like retarded fuckwanks. They indeed have weaknesses, though. Racial slurs, Yo Momma jokes, and others of the like tend to make them back down immediately.
Semper Games Prt. 1 Example(s);

Semper Game Supporter: Hey there, you suck at games, meat puppet inferior. Semper Games.

Other Person: ...You do realise that your retarded cult is utterly fucked over since 2008, right?

Semper Game Supporter: ...

Other Person: Well, aren't you going to be the better man and acknowledge this fact or are you going to just say "Semper Games" like the retarded fucktard you are?

Semper Games Supporter: Semper Games!

Other Person: Thanks for proving mine, and utterly EVERYONE's point.
by Whitty Nickname April 7, 2010
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Simperton

The state of being a simpleton and simp
stop being a simperton
by MICK-DOG May 31, 2021
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Multis Simperious

A person who has gone on to a level higher than simping
He was multis simperious
by Cube ka will ur dj j4 v go to September 17, 2020
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Simmer

A food rating app. It's like Yelp for restaurant dishes instead of restaurants.
Simmer app is fire
by The Coffee Plant March 2, 2020
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Simpjerking

The act of simping on a girl while you jerk off to her. Truly disgusting.
Guy 1, in bathroom: "Fuck you're so pretty I would die for you"

Guy 2: "Bro are you seriously simpjerking in there?"
by c4ct1 April 24, 2020
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