When the pressure of having to replicate your own signature - usually on a new credit card or when paying for an expensive item - is so great, the resulting panic produces an unrecognisable scrawl
- That bank clerk really scrutinised that withdrawal slip, didn't she?
- I'm not surprised. I totally screwed up when she asked me to sign it. I got signature panic!
Or:
- Sign here, sir
- Ah, jeez, let me do that again will ya. Damn signature panic!
- I'm not surprised. I totally screwed up when she asked me to sign it. I got signature panic!
Or:
- Sign here, sir
- Ah, jeez, let me do that again will ya. Damn signature panic!
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Bruh! Don't trip bout that money. His significant mother gets paid Friday, and she'll put him together..
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Get the Signalwave mug.To broadcast or telegraph that you are more intelligent than you actually are by attempting to educate people and provide unsolicited advice under the guise of helping them.
Ties in well with virtue signaling as the goal is both to dominate by making yourself appear smarter and more virtuous in juxtaposition to the receiver or audience.
The intention (as well as virtue-signaling 'helpful' advice) is to self-level-up and often to make it seem like you have more knowledge in a given field. Since you often target someone more specialized or experienced than you are your advice is either common knowledge, making you appear like a douchebag in the eyes of the receiver, or it is made up bullshit.
Ties in well with virtue signaling as the goal is both to dominate by making yourself appear smarter and more virtuous in juxtaposition to the receiver or audience.
The intention (as well as virtue-signaling 'helpful' advice) is to self-level-up and often to make it seem like you have more knowledge in a given field. Since you often target someone more specialized or experienced than you are your advice is either common knowledge, making you appear like a douchebag in the eyes of the receiver, or it is made up bullshit.
My mistake was when Joe asked me how my marketing business was going and I said 'slow'. For the next hour he was intelligence signaling useless advice. The only thing I learned in that hour was how little he knows about marketing.
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