No Shave April

Much like No Shave November, but much more Indie. You must go the entire month of April without shaving. No exceptions.

Lucas: Dude, it's the middle of spring and you look incredibly haggard with your scruffy beard and flannel shirt.

Gabe: That's because it's No Shave April, man! I'm indie!

by kcash October 29, 2009

shaven maven

Term for a vagina that is totally shaved. No pubic hair

1. "My girl friend has a shaven maven"
2. "So what did that chicks puss look like last night"
"Man she had a shaven maven"

by Lonestar May 18, 2004

shaved pussy

vulva is shaved, the area on the flat of the abdomen just above the mons may not be, or maybe shaved in a pattern such as a Gucci symbol, a landing strip, a heart or the boyfriend's initial(s)

She has a shaved pussy with "JH" carved just above her mons.

by Jake March 6, 2004

Patrick shwavy

When you get soo fucked up that you do some really dumb shit, that you still regret/get embarrassed till this very day

"Man I got so Patrick shwavy last night I said something to a kid with the downies in a scooby doo voice"
"Whatcha say man?"
"RUH ROH RAGGY RETARD!!

by Faggete December 17, 2019

myanmar shave

now that 'Burma' is now known as myanmar, i'm assuming burma shave will have to become myanmar shave!

burma shave was (is?) a brand of 'canned' pre-mixed shave cream. -supposedly, this stuff was 'resurrected' in 1997

going to get me some of that myanmar shave! -then i can get the women; AND the job!!

shaving with myanmar shave will help me GET OFF!!

by michael foolsley April 30, 2011

Fema-shave

When a man runs out of his shaving cream and has to use female shaving cream.

Man: "I had to do a fema-shave this morning, because yesterday airport security nabbed my shaving cream."

by rymoaz April 13, 2010

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

When Noel Miller gets dms, he reads about when people patrick shwavyyy it up lol its lit

by Noel Millers Girl December 16, 2019