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Shmangld

1)A word to encourage people to have a booze filled night
2)An expressive term to describe a state of chaos
1) Let's Get Shmangld!!!
2) Fuck! This place is Shmangld
by TarrynNSteyn October 27, 2011
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Shemanti

Just another Bong name ;)

The following line is a good description of someone with this name:

White skin-u girl-u girl-u Girl-u heart-u black-u
Gawd.....this girl is such a Shemanti!!!!
by naturally talented January 4, 2012
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Shmear spit needle of discharge

Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
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Shmeagol

Cigarette. (Lingo originated from fishing boats in Alaska)
Curt: Hey man, can I get a shmeagol from you? I just ran out.
Jason: Damn dude! I'm always giving out my shmeagols!
by Antwone Marshall April 21, 2013
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shmangtacular

(adj) Describing the use of a penis of abnormal size/color.
"Billy, that shmangtacular rape I watched last night was authentic."

"Who the fuck are you?"
by David Draminski October 6, 2013
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Shmanky

Slang for a penis. Similar to "shlong." A big girthy cock.
Fred whipped out his Shmanky and scared the hell outta Andrea.
by Big ol' Cack June 8, 2014
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sheancé

Female fiancé.
The insertion of the pronoun "she" is convenient when you want to mention your future wife to/around people who are unfamiliar with either your relationship or your sexual orientation. Just avoid the awkwardness of them asking and that thing where they're unsure if you're engaged to a man or a woman.
Random person: That's a beautiful watch! Did your boyfriend get it for you?
Lady: Thanks! Actually, my sheancé bought it.
by Kox July 9, 2015
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