Holy Ship!

A phrase widley used to replace the highly popular, highly offensive curse word. An Intergection.

-The man on the corner of your street is not a man.

-Holy Ship!

-He's/She's a hooker.

-Holy Ship!

-And He's/She's your Dad/Mom.

-HOLY SHIP!

by Sam Haynie August 15, 2008

Isle of Sheppey

A place where tramps reside. Commonly known by outsiders as 'Isle of Shitty' or 'Tramps Island'. Would not recommend a visit there.

Person 1: Fancy coming down to the Isle of Sheppey tonight?
Person 2: I don't fancy being surrounded by shit and illegal immigrants, thanks.

by sheppeyshit June 3, 2012

Shepp Shuffle

(1) A lilting Happy movement.
(2) To Avoid.
buis. (3) To Dodge unhappy management staff.
govt. (4) A dance often used to achieve mayoral status in a community.

John! You have Shepp shuffled out of that assignment. I can't believe they bought that excuse!

by John October 15, 2004

Sheppard's Wrath

When having rough sexual intercourse, the body's sent into a state of extreme pleasure where control is lost of all bodily functions including (but not limited to): Vomiting, Crying Shitting, Peeing, Cumming, Runny, Nose etc.

Dude, it was crazy, first I feltched her, then we snowballed it around a little bit, then I sewer masked her, it was so hot that I got a bad case of the Sheppard's Wrath.

by Alex (Atomic Taxi Action) Anderson September 17, 2006

shepps

A noun or descriptive term to describe a close friend or relative OR/AND in replace of profanity. Common in farming communities. Such as Somerset.

Alright shepps? How you doing ?

I'm alright, just looking after the farm. It's 'shepping' boring.

by Ladallover October 29, 2011

Ship, captain, and crew

Noun, can be used as a verb: The act of inserting one's penis into a rectum. This is the ship. Upon the successful entry of said penis, one will insert the first (perferred) of two testicles. This is the captain. Upon the boarding of the ship this captain will ultimately need his crew. At this time the lesser of two testicles will be inserted. Once this has happened you have won the "pot" ... As in her anus.

I went to a dinner party with a date and asked if the ship, captain, and crew could come along.

by Kap'n KP April 20, 2016

Ship

A ship refers to more-or-less wishing a relationship on two (or more) Characters.
If there is more than 2 characters in a ship it is called a polyamouros relationship (Idk if i spelt that right)

Person 1: Hey dude, Have you seen Zak and Darryl flirting with eachother?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally ship them with eachother, They just would be the cutest couple

by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 15, 2021