Porn Ass Sheet Streak

A moist and often times brown streak left on the sheets following an extended porn session in bed.

After work today it was rather muggy. So after I completed my daily porn session with my laptop, I noticed a really rank porn ass sheet streak on my bed that smelled like old man. I am hoping it will come out in the wash.

by Berkules May 22, 2008

shestheman

A word used when refferring to a bearded lady who is prosibly a transexual or "tranny", but you aren't exactly sure... oh yes and she also smells like a butcher shop.

hey look!, shestheman is coming, we better get out of here before that beard of hers decides to form its own colony. eww she smells

by Krimson~ November 3, 2006

sfest

a slut fest; lots of girls willing to do anything with anyone all gathered in one spot

that party last night was such an sfest, those girls couldnt stay off my boyfriend

by cara23523 July 13, 2007

Shastab

To shoot and stab someone at the same time, preferably gangster style.

Bitch I will straight shastab you in tha throat if you eva talk bout my Moma again!

by JMDaigoro August 4, 2009

sheet creep

What happens during the night when the fitted bottom sheet gets partially or entirely detached.

I didn't sleep well due to sheet creep. When I woke this morning my bottom sheet was partially on the floor and I was laying on a bare mattress.

by pennythek September 20, 2010

Sheet Shark

When you wake up in the morning with the sheets raised due to a stiff one!

Hey Rob, did you get a sheet shark when you saw Danni walk up the steps?

by barnscar1 August 16, 2011

sheet shifter

When a person intentionally leaves one sheet of toilet paper on a roll, shifting the responsibility for putting a new roll on to the next hapless user. The next user may discover too late that the supply is insufficient and have to hop over to the closet with their pants around their ankles to get a new roll. In a frat house it is unlikely that there is another roll. This individual is the lowest of the low rollers.

Hey dude, can't you let people know that the TP is used up? I had to fish some dirty tissues out of the trash to wipe my ass with. Stop being a sheet shifter you asswipe.

by pelicanellie June 13, 2014