scooter

When a female is kicked in the pussy.

DAMN!!!, that bitch didn't want to leave me alone so i had to give her a scooter.

by F November 5, 2002

Scoots

Shoes

Hey, look at my new scoots!

by keepinupwthekoolkids September 14, 2018

mobility scooter bird

A human female that happens to be ugly in appearance.

Last night I rode a mobility scooter bird for a few hours after getting hammered at the local pub... now it hurts when I pee.

by DeanPalmer September 27, 2011

Scooter Fagg

A person who rides a scooter for any reson other than as an effective means of transportation. (If using a scooter as an effective of transportation though, you must not enjoy or you will become a scooter fag). (Not to be confused with the scooter which is similar to a motorbike)

A scooter fagg is someone who thinks that they are cool because they ride a scooter.

If you ever see a convoy of scooter faggs it is widely accepted to stop what ever you are doing and point and laugh.

Billy is a scooter fagg because he rides scooters at skate parks.

by Wintah November 28, 2010

scooties

When you absolutely PWN someone and you can point and laugh saying "SCOOTIES"... Whilst waving your right hand shortly next to your shoulder.

Double Kill...
SCOOTIESSSS, Meh

by Kam3 October 1, 2006

Scooter fag

Some gay cunt who rides a scooter and is always talking about what tricks they can do.

Josh: I can finger whip flat now
Me: shut up scooter fag

by Sarrgy April 25, 2019

Cooter Scooter

When your getting your girlfriend from behind, tell her to wrap her legs around you leading her to believe your going to let her do a reverse cowgirl, when to her surprise you get up with your dick inside her start walking forward and make her start walk forward on her hands and see how long you can walk her around with you in her!

Man I gave my girlfriend a good Cooter Scooter last night, I scooted her around for at least 5 minutes be fore she could stop herself!

by 1984 Dominator October 8, 2006