Skillricky Sall

A Skillricky Sall is usually found with his huge nose and tiny penis out while bricking every basketball shot. He lacks intelligence in major areas and has the ability to never attract women. Usually can be bribed to do absolutely bombabistic things, e.g. getting came on for 50$. Skillricky Sall also has an intelligence quotient equal to the amount of bitches he has pulled.

The sheer amount of confusing things about this monkey has truly confuzzled researchers when they try to capture him and put it in a mental institution. Possesses the same amount of chromosomes as a Daddy Donohoe as well as the same penis dimensions but inverse.

James: Holy shit did you hear what just happened in the bathroom?
John: Nah what happened
James: A Skillricky Sall got cummed on by 5 men for 15$!
John: wtf that nigga disgusting

by zookeepermonkeylover March 20, 2023

Calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag hughes

this is a rude way if calling someone’s name. Many ppl use it but it is often a code word or it could be used just to annoy the person

O look there’s calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag hughes

Stop being like a calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag Hughes

by Ciaraeeeeeeeeee April 25, 2019

slapping the scallop

Another term for female masturbation.

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself

by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020

Swallowell

Nickname for the town Hallowell in the state of Maine, noted for being the home to many homo-sexuals

Don't you mean Swallowell?

by IronLobster September 2, 2010

lucky sally

the act of punching a girl in the vagina to make it swell up nice and tight, then fucking her.

"her cooch is loose."
"thats ok, i'll just give her a lucky sally"

by mixmasta mike June 2, 2009

one horse sally

will only fuck one person at a time; serial monogamist, even if the other person involved is not

I get that you're married, but I don't want to date other people. I am more of a one horse Sally.

by Aspeckof April 8, 2017

swallologist

a trained person (perferably a woman) that is an expert in the art of gargling, swallowing and not spiting. usually has at least 5 years invested the the art of swallowing

Ah, man did you holla at tracy last night....Yeah man that bitch is a swallologist.

by BACKYARD PIMP August 29, 2007