Yinbo standard

The minimum amount of weight any person, including nerds, should be able to do on a given exercise.

Dude! You're so lame! You can't even bench the Yinbo standard!

by pierrecurie March 17, 2004

Latin Standard Time (LST)

the independent time that people of latin decent function off of. this usually means they will be late anywhere from 30 minutes to two hours.

Kaitlyn- Where's Lola?
Reesa- Don't you know she runs on Latin Standard Time (LST)?! She'll be here in an hour...

by chacoscontacos June 3, 2018

Quantum Standard Time

A time zone where its all the times, all the time

That dude programs like he must be on Quantum Standard Time!

by QuantumAbacus June 25, 2018

industry-standard

(noun;adjective) One-hundred eighty pounds - the accepted weight at which a chubby girl is truly classified as a fat chick, no ifs, ands or buts (but definitely too much "butt"). As porker lard seems to increase exponentially in effect, a "double industry-standard" is about 220 lbs. and a "triple" starts around 260.

As the industry-standard bullied her way past Glenn, he smiled and once again thanked Heaven that his wife was nowhere near industry-standard weight.

by Lardass October 4, 2003

standard wood

1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.
2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.

"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"
"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."

by Sheepish December 25, 2007

Standard Behaviour

Things that happen regularly or maybe should happen again. Mainly things done when drunk that people think should be repeated.

I think we should get lashed tonight after work, you know, standard behaviour.

by louie4040 March 19, 2010

standard level

The inferior group which is uneducated and ignorant about the occurances in complicated matters.

Sophie is in standard level. She is a peasant.

by cbkjsldaerf March 23, 2017