anally stabbed myself

When ya playin' with a figit spinner and you accidentally stab yourself with it.

Sorry b0ss I anally stabbed myself

by bitchboy23 June 1, 2017

Stab Yourself In The Stomach Day

Stab Yourself In The Stomach Day is a world wide celebration in the 18th of April where everyone picks a sharp object and repeatedly stab themselves in the stomach because some Urban Dictionary Page said to do so.
If said page also appears on a social platform with some hilarious music in the background then I'm sorry, it's clear that you must do it now. The 13 year olds compel you.

-Please oh god please, I don't wanna do it. Not when I'm about to achieve my most desired dreams! There must be another way!

-There's no escape. The Stab Yourself In The Stomach Day has no escape. The meme is clear and there's no discussion. Do it. Pick up the metal bar. Don't force me to do it myself.

by CDWLT April 9, 2022

stab wound in a gorillas back

A gash that’s so ginormous and hairy only a teenager on benifits would go there.

Hey don, that fat twat had a fuck hole like a stab wound in a gorillas back.

by Ginger Barbarian. December 8, 2017

Poo Stabbing Palmer

A kid that goes to my school and we nicknamed him PSP

Dang that kid is a poo stabbing palmer

by ZapperT February 5, 2008

deep dicking in the stab wound

the act of stabbing someone, preferably in the gut area between the oblique and abdominal muscles, then inserting your penis until it is balls deep in such wound. continue to hump the wound until you cum in the wound.

when ryan cabrera walked into the basement, wilcoxXx screamed "DEEP DICKING IN THE STAB WOUND." startled ryan looked around ackwardly until phil stabed him multiple times in the stomach and everyone jumped on and fucked him in the various bleeding holes in his abdomen.

by NiMo March 1, 2005

Take a stab at my gut

When one is going to tell a joke, but hesitates because they think it might not be their kind of humor. but he insits.

"i have a joke...eh but you might not thin k its funny"

"come on! Take a stab at my gut."

by Lord of the Timisms July 27, 2006

i will stab you in the face, repeatedly

A phrase i use when i'm truly pissed and about to snap

"if you don't shutup right now, i will stab you in the face, repeatedly"

by AleisterEPOD March 7, 2009