Any first name unfortunately bestowed upon a child that is shared with the name of a city, state,
car or
truck model, precious metal or
stone, liquor, or a general word that indicates something of worth. Your child is destined to require Special Education if you make the unfortunate decision to name them one of these. Examples include, but are not limited to: London, Dakota (meets criteria of truck model and state), Platinum, Diamond, Courvoisier, or Treasure.
Dakota is in sixth grade, but still cannot recite his
ABC's. Wow, it's gotta be the Special
Education name his
parents gave him.