SPLEEFING

"SPLEEFING" Is the act of where one & or, many men or women collect some of the old Vagina cheese of one of the towns over promiscuous ladies and then proceed to smoke "spots" of the collected cheese on foil to achieve an altered state of consciousness /"HIGH".

Disclaimer: As being the publisher of this material I would like to iterate that I in no way am supporting or endorsing the "act" of SPLEEFING in any way ..

Definition: When one/or more people scrape the vagina cheese of local Tramps undies and then smokes/spots it of foil.

"Bra that spleef blew my fucking head of"
"Oi be Shane Bra, I've noticed ya missus Sandra hasn't showered for like a week now.....Were gonna get so fucked up when we spleef that Cheese bro "

TM, PATRICK SPRAYZEE aka Mello_420.

SPLEEFING is defined by the act of collecting and then smoking discharged Vagina cheese from a dirty Tramps undies.

by Spleefing December 22, 2022

Reverse splenderson

When you convince your girlfriend you won’t climax in her, but then do it anyway.

WTF! Your reverse splenderson is gonna get me pregnant. I’m ovulating you douche bag!

by Clausen Balls June 2, 2020

Betta Splendens

A very well-known and common fish little kids and Karens keep in 1 litre wine bottles.

Karen: I've been taking care of Betta Splendens for 32 years and I can confidently tell you that they do ABSOLUTELY fine inside flower pots and Starbucks coffee cups.

Fishkeeper: no.

by NS1762 January 24, 2021

Cougarlicious-splendicious

A syndrome, in which a person is often attracted to people in content from previous generations (e.g 1980s films) and obviously realise that now that person is old enough to be their mother/father or maybe even their grandmother/grandfather

Wow! That woman is quite attractive. Oh wait, that was her in 1963. She now lives in a care home and craps herself every 2 minutes. Guess I have a grade A case of Cougarlicious-splendicious

by CaptainAjamier January 30, 2021

splendiferous

when someone does something that could be described as splendid

'the way you kick that ball is splendiferous!'

by Paj December 28, 2005

spleenach

an ancient ritual of spleen removal through the naval using a special instrument known as an ach

the ancient greeks used it as a mating ritual....'ohh zeus let me perform that spleenach on you...you'll cum all night'

by Correspondingly November 1, 2004

Spleed

High as f*ck! So high you can barely function!

Yo, that rig got me spleed, I can’t even think straight.

by ObscurityXVI July 8, 2018