Soxers

Wearing only socks and boxer shorts.

How long til you're ready?

I dunno.. I just showered and only have soxers on..

by byron the apple painter February 19, 2011

Soxenfreude

Noun, often capitalized. Pleasure derived from the misfortune of the Boston Red Sox and/or their fan base.

Try though he might, Russell couldn't hide his obvious Soxenfreude at another epic September collapse.

by tjd2116 October 1, 2011

Soxan

When you have wet socks on.

e.g Man Walks thourgh a puddle "fuck i gota soxan". Originates in wales.

by blacsox September 19, 2009

Soxing

To preform sexual intercourse or oral sex without a condom, but rather, a sock.

Jamaal: Dude, you know that chick I picked up last night at the club?

Bubba: Yeah I saw her.

Jamaal: Well I was soxing the hell out of her all night.

Bubba: Really?! I soxed her too a couple days back, I just never told you.

by Idaho Hoe February 9, 2009

Soxo.cosplays

Soxo was a cosplayer until they decided to animate

Soxo.cosplays noticed me!

by LDGambles March 27, 2021

Soxodox

The paradox of putting a pair of socks in the dryer and only having one of them when your laundry is done.

Dude, I just finished my laundry and have 3 unpaired socks. It's a soxodox!

by Joe Casabona March 22, 2009

Roxxors My Soxxors

When something rocks so much you cant hold in your own joy and it starts from your toes(which are in your socks) and works it's way up.

Danny roxxors my soxxors so much. I LUB HIM!

by ECW Slave September 1, 2003