Sofa Balls

When an obese man has a very small penis and large balls (usually larger or cancerous). And the tiny pecker sits on upon the sofa of balls paling in comparison to the balls. Possibly with a cocacola and some potato chips.

Alex has sofa balls.

That pecker is sitting on some sofa balls.

I dont know why your mad john. Your small penis sits luxuriously on those sofa balls.

by kittwinder April 13, 2010

Sofa King

1. An adverb used to stress the cool factor of something. (so fucking)

2. A noun meaning the bomb.

1. John: (Pulls up in his Pimp My Ride car)
Paul: "Damn John, your new street car is sofa king sweet!"

2. Paul: "Now you have the sofa king of California!"

by Eric N. September 1, 2005

Sofa Cru

a gang of students from Esher College who "frolic amongst the couches" listening to cheesy pop on the telly. Consists of the coach cru, croydon cru and busted cru bu most importantly the fun cru who are the best and therefore hated by the most jealous, boring sofa cru members.

"*tut* you're SO immature Aiden/Lorna"
"he wasnt CHRISTENED Boris!"

by Mingle Me May 15, 2004

sofa shagger

when some one shoves there penis into a sofa as a form of masterbation,

"did you hear about joe morris", "no what ?", " he told me that he shaggs his sofa every night" haha what a sofa shagger

by foggy123 October 18, 2010

SOAS

Shit on a shingle, it is basically a poor ass excuse for a meal that I have eaten many times. All it is a piece of toast with hamburger that has been browned with gravy in a pan, but it does taste ok if you pour salt on it.

The military paid my dad shit all the time so my mum made a whole lot of SOAS all the time.

by Phillip Kaltenbach September 12, 2006

sofa

very much so, a high quantity or amount

From the joke "I am sofa king we todd did," used in situations where cursing is frowned upon (due to children, parents, etc.)

I'm sofa hungry because I haven't eaten all day.

That 745 is sofa expensive.

by jackfrost1031 December 17, 2007

Sofa-Knee

This is the term used to describe Drew in Taylor Swift's song "Teardrops on my Guitar." Otherwise known as a lazy and ridiculous way of saying "so funny."

Drew talks to me. I laugh cause he's just sofa-knee.

by ccl2010 March 27, 2009