shartage

The product created by a shart. The residual and unexpected feces in your pants after a fart.

"Earl just ripped one."

"Did he have shartage?"

"No, I think it was clean."

I was doing the laundry the other day and saw shartage in Earl's undies.

by shartage_fan September 8, 2010

Shartabate

Accidentally shitting while matsturbating. Usually done just before orgasm when full relaxation is reached.

I was too horny to take a shit before I rubbed one out. I accidentally shartabated right before I blew.

by Benny the Pig October 26, 2010

blood shart

When a person thinks they are just going to fart and to their dismay, Bloody poop soils their underpants. Usually happens during illness or during times of severe kidney stones

"Hey john, why are you making that face?"

"I just sharted, I have to go home. Actually, I blood sharted, take me to the hospital"

by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

jacob sartorious

an annoying scrawny kid that can’t sing and is a flop.

jacob sartorious is a flop

by troll238 July 25, 2019

shart

When you have to shit really badly and you let out a fart thinking that you'll be ok, but really shit comes out with the fart.
Resulting in ruined underwear and possibly in need of a new pair of pants.

"I didn't make it to the bathroom intime and I sharted."
"Gross."

by s4mthug July 29, 2005

shart

When you try to fart, but a bit of shit comes out instead - a "wet fart" (shart = shit + fart). Usually unexpected and always embarrassing, a shart can also create an uncomfortable "wet" sensation where it's least desired.

After sharting my pants, I walked to the bathroom and changed my boxers, trying to keep the impression that nothing had happened.

by pinkboxerguy September 6, 2005

Siberian faux shart

Because of the below freezing temperatures, a wet fart in Siberia is in danger of freezing post sphincter relaxation and creating the impression one has just sharted

Boris was scared he had just sharted his pants, but he soon realised that he has just done a wet fart that had frozen instantaneously. 'Wow', Boris conclued, 'thats what they call a Siberian faux shart'.

by JSquizzle August 25, 2004