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selling shovels

to strip or otherwise perform a sexual dance for monetary compensation

In reference to the viral internet story of a first grader's homework that appeared to show the child's mother pole-dancing for tips. The accompanying letter explains to the teacher that the drawing was in fact a deptiction of multiple customers fighting over the last snow shovel at her job at a home improvement store.
I saw Tracy selling shovels last night; I think she does it to pay for college.
by reezydos February 10, 2009
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spelling like a paki

Write very badly every conceivable message, including wannabe-professional e-mails sent to customers. Usually following lousy grammar rules, making use of all the acronyms a 13-yrs. old girl may have learned on ICQ, and the abbreviations needed when SMS-ing friends.

One wonders if spell checkers are banned in Pakistan and India. But again, it might be a clever plan to fool spam filters.

However, it is not only a matter of grammar, also of form: normally all missives start with three or four sentences enquiring about the good health of the recipient, have about one central sentence which conveys the message (or not), and end with another four-five sentences of salutation (again). These latter lines mostly appeal to some deity the recipient is supposed to believe in.

Corollary: the same e-mail may be written in less than five words, saving you and them more time.
From personal records, slightly shortened:

"Dear Mr. Xyzzy Wyzzy,

we hope to find u and ur family in good health, an that ur fine an Egregious company is doing well. I would like to write to you about a SERIOUS business ofer that we r very sure will be of great interest to you, if God allows.

We offer our support services to track sending shipments to country name through teh sea. We manage all steps of shipment including confronting with harbour authoritis and expediting papers.

Plz cntact us back ASAP. We very much like to do business with u regarding . May God watch upon You.

Dr. PhD. Mr. Ah. MD. Name
Executive Manager Director to Sales and Director of Customer Support Service"

Me: "Oh no, another one spelling like a Paki. Trash the email without reading it."
by crnobog September 27, 2011
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selling oranges

Hey dude nick was selling oranges to kiley in the janitors closet
by Potatoking August 14, 2015
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It´s selling like a god church

A verse said by Lord himself Jake Paul in a beautiful poem
And i just dropped some new merch, and it´s selling like a god church
by durtas secreto July 26, 2017
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toast selling

To sell somthing stupid like a plain peice of paper or a toast with some picture carved in it for a really high price....then haveing someone bid on it
A Plain peice of paper
Current Bid: 18.00
Bids: 6
by Matt Gualdarrama June 26, 2005
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spelling test

1. God's way of removing stupid people.

2. The reason your mom should have gotten an abortion.
I just failed that spelling test! God hates me!
by Synergy Guru May 16, 2009
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Snelling

An awesome family. Loving, caring, always fun. They play amazing crazy games and are witty, funny and great for comforting hugs! :D
Ah, I wish my brother was a Snelling! We never do anything fun...
by s1un2set January 19, 2011
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