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Shlonked

I shlonked my head on the car trunk because I didn’t see how low it was
by Gay ham sandwich March 3, 2019
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Shlonk

I’m thinking about it, “I’m shlonking this”. It can even mean, “please shut up I can’t think straight.” Instead you could simply say “shlonk”. To tell that person in an unkind way to shut their mouths. You can really use the word for anything. It’s universal.
“That’s a nice shlonk you got there”. (The shlonk literally could be any object)
by FigmentationImagnination May 14, 2021
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scronkle

"yo look at that scronkle."
by draco_sp_ALT February 6, 2023
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shinky shonk

A shinky shonk is someone who is dumb and cannot complete tasks in a simple manner
Oh Erin stop being a shinky shonk, just ask him out already
by Lilsypop01011 March 15, 2017
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shrinking

To drink and shop at the same time.
Before heading to the mall to buy shoes they made a pit stop at the liquor store to start thier shrinking.
by Elle Thomas July 31, 2007
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shrink

racist word used against short asians

chink is a discriminatory word used against asians while if they were short you would call them a shrink
its racist AND it calls them short so its like two birds one stone
"Shut up you yellow shrink!" "Ain't no way the dog-eating shrink is talking"
by deadpool1738 April 26, 2023
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shonka

1 in the pink, 2 in the stink. When a person sticks one finger in the puss and two fingers in ass.
OR sticking up the pointer finger, bending the middle finger down, sticking the ring and pinky finger up, and setting the thumb bent above the middle finger.

Preferred by all anal freaks.
Shonk it! That bitch is a slut so I gave her the shonka. Throw up the shonka!
by ANAL Lova December 15, 2008
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