Is a fat mammoth and a very ungraceful lady. If you can even call her a lady that is! She is a mean, cruel creature with no heart and DOESNT LOOK GOOD IN A BIKINI!
Mrs Shaft mammoth
by Eillie June 21, 2013
A group of men that all talk about Fortnite and getting girlfriends, even though most of them haven't hit puberty yet.
Person 1: Wow, all those guys are single!
Person 2: Yeah, and they play Fortnite too.
Person 1: What a bunch of shifty shafts.
Person 2: Yeah, and they play Fortnite too.
Person 1: What a bunch of shifty shafts.
by Quirble April 09, 2018
A taunt used to describe one's penis when fucking a chick that you loathe or do not actually care about.
by dickhole4life February 01, 2008
the part of the penis that is measurable when hard of- course, between the base of the helmet and sack skin
fortunately I had a full stiffy last night so when I rolled over my penal shaft acting like kick stand kept me from rolling out of the bed
by themacal November 29, 2006
So I was finally asked out by Billy last night. Everything went well, food was good, and we went to an awesome concert. But it all went downhill in the bedroom when he asked me to give him a red shaft.
by A Wave of Babies TWAS February 23, 2009
when a female blows multiple guys and spits all of the ejaculation from each guy into a blender to pour into her own vagina and live the mystery of who the father is.
by STSgaming June 26, 2016