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all head and no shaft 

A very sad penis with a giant helmet and no neck. aka Mushroom tip. GNome hat or bridget the midget.
Carla; Josh is all head and no shaft.
bianca: You'd been better off getting a butt plug
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Birthday Shaft 

When you are not invited to a birthday party because you are lame.
Did Nick get invited to that hot girl's birthday party?

Nah, he took her on a lame date so she gave him the Birthday Shaft!
Birthday Shaft by randy2.0 October 23, 2009
1 Familiar name for a landmark at Georgia Tech called the Campanile.
I'll meet you by the shaft after class
the shaft by The damn co-op December 5, 2004
Getting the bad part of a bargain. It comes from the song: "She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)" written by Jerry Reed.

SNIPPET:
She got the goldmine (She got the goldmine)
I got the shaft (I got the shaft)
They split it right down the middle
And then they give her the better half
Well, it all sounds sorta funny
But it hurts too much to laugh
She got the goldmine, I got the shaft
Why'd you make that trade, you got the shaft!
the shaft by Rob Bradley May 18, 2006
When you get screwed over, often by someone who's name begins with the letter "A". normally said when the screwing over happens to you, but if it happens to a friend it is permissable to say as well
1)Bill: ya josh got dumped the other day
Jack: A-Shaft!

2)ya he stole my seat the other day in carpool, it was a major A-Shaft. and it was after i called shotgun too!
A-Shaft by Aryeh Cohen March 25, 2007

Christmas shaft

Getting little if anything for Christmas.
This year I hope you get the Christmas shaft; fucker.