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the scooping method

scooping poop into hand, from butthole, so no splashes or sounds are made in public restrooms.
Did you just use a public restroom?
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!
by sfgdfg June 30, 2008
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jungle scoop

Standing up while wiping your ass and looking behind you as you wipe. This is to ensure no creepers come behind you and get all weird.

This was also done in the jungles of Vietnam to prevent attacks from behind you as you wiped.
I had to jungle scoop after taking a shit to protect myself from a Viet Cong ambush.
by TL0ve1 April 3, 2017
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Scoop Scope

Aiming in on a sniper and performing a scoop like motion to get your crosshairs on an enemy. Quickly shoot then release the scope.
"Dude Scoop Scoped the shit out of this kid last night!"
by TheWhiteFang February 24, 2011
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scoop baby

when a woman performs oral sex on a man then removes the ejaculate from her mouth and places it inside her vagina to get pregnant.
That baby aint mine we didn't have sex…she must have done a scoop baby!!
by longbear gunns April 17, 2014
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toe scoop

noun
1. A late night game in which a metal bangle is thrown at an upright peg, often attached to the toe of a sleeping drunk person; the object being to encircle it or come as close to it as possible without waking the drunk.
2. A variation of the ancient Greek game of quoits.
"Anyone fancy a game of toe scoop?"
by Miss Tombola May 7, 2013
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nacho scoop

when a girl is giving you head, you smear cheese on her ass, then you scoop it up with some nachos... dont forget to offer her some
yoo i just nacho scooped my girlfriend and it was delicious but i forgot the jalapeños
by el nacho scooper October 15, 2011
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Tip Scoop

Lifting up the end of someone's penis with either your hand or some other rectangular object. Similar to a normal nipple scoop but with a penis.
Av tip scooped Joe the other day. He liked the feeling.
by tipscooper October 6, 2011
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