Scottish Suckdown

The 36 hour session following the chubby Irishman showing up to the pub with The Jug.

Shane and I are midway through a legendary Scottish Suckdown somewhere In the middle of South Ayrshire.

by Claret Kings July 20, 2024

Scottish Weeb

The Scottish weeb is more commonly known for having a picture of Asian women as his profile pictures. He likes to rage whenever anyone on his Team Messes up. He is also not funny at all.

you : You Scottish Weeb!!! You aren't even funny.
Them: Stop ball chasing!

by A 100% good source October 05, 2018

scottish trumpet

A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.

Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing

by Thor from Whitestone January 27, 2019

Scottish lecture

Slapping the shit out of someone you disagree with

"The wife and I attended a Scottish lecture last night and she's all the wiser for it today.

by Waffenmaus1945 January 05, 2022

Scottish tears

Wearing a kilt in hot weather causing literal sweat to drip off your scrotum.

It was so hot last weekend at Jimmy's wedding I was sweating baws! Scottish tears were left in that hall.

by mal_42 July 12, 2023

Scottish Hook

Similar to a “Canadien hook”, the Scottish hook is performed by taking a golf club and hooking someone with the club from behind in-between the legs, hitting them in the balls

On the golf course today, I Scottish Hooked Joe during his swing

by Cellucci July 01, 2020

Scottish cheese

Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.

Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.

Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.

by SeanCaern September 19, 2022