Scottish wanker

its a red hairy guy who asks girls for their personal info and wanking to small girls

tyler you scottish wanker

by tyler downs December 2, 2019

Scottish alex

A person who is from liverpool but sounds as if he was from Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

“Im NOT FOCKING SCOTTISH” yes you are your being a ‘ Scottish Alex ‘

by lol your dad 63 January 23, 2020

Scottish dinosaur

A Scottish dinosaur is a group of retards who think their gangsta known as will luke Alex and Tyler

“Alisha their making a bet “
Tyler- “no their not”
The Scottish dinosaurs- “yes we’re having a bet”

by Gangsta in the evening April 17, 2020

scottish bea$t

a sexy beast that will take yo wife. nessy better step aside because the real beast has come to Scotland.
it takes the form of humans by the name of Floyd and fat bastard

That Scottish bea$t really knows how to play the pipebags

by lilpumpkinshrimp May 8, 2020

Scottish Hook

Similar to a “Canadien hook”, the Scottish hook is performed by taking a golf club and hooking someone with the club from behind in-between the legs, hitting them in the balls

On the golf course today, I Scottish Hooked Joe during his swing

by Cellucci June 30, 2020

scottish carpentry

The term is not used to describe the quality of Scottish Carpenters (who are craftsmen/women and do great work!)

The term is used to describe the linear rage within the Scottish soul - A progressive reaction to a progressive in-justice that has no real cause - A 'slow-burn' explosion. This is best described through the medium of poetry:

Scottish Carpentry

Owit, Aya, Mammy Daddy!
A hit ma thumb wi' a hammer
An’ that wis fuckin' sore

Christ all-bloody mighty!
Noo a’ve fuckin’ drapped it
It's fell on ma fuckin' toe

Cuntin' fuckin' bastardin' hammer!
The blood's goin' in ma eye

A loast the plot, heedered the nail
Everything must die!!

Aaaaaaah fuckin' hate wid!

I suffer from Scottish Carpentry and now I hate wood! (In this example, 'wood' can be substituted for any other noun or verb.)

by Jackson Greenhorn September 16, 2020

Scottish Sanga

Cum on some bread then feeding it to your dad

Gave me old man a scottish sanga

by NotLainT September 28, 2020