Release The Brakes

When one relaxes their sphincter muscle to let a fart or some faeces out.

"Dude, I accidentally released the brakes during a math test and I made this huge fart!"
"Dude, yeah, I heard it!"

by Soiled Undergarment October 21, 2004

Relax and Take Notes

A variation of the phrase Netflix and Chill, which refers to sexual actions. The name was inspired by a gif of Alvin and the chipmunks receiving oral sex which shows up when typing “relax and take notes” into the gif search of the popular communication app Discord.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna relax and take notes?
Person 2: Haha, sure.

by The GCC August 9, 2021

fast reflexes

The only acceptable substitute for good manners.

When Sophie was prayin out loud at dinner tonight, Matt was being obnoxiously loud. She tried to slap him, but his fast reflexes stopped that bitch cold.

by ~The Nameless One~ May 29, 2005

release the doves

to commence ejaculation (male)

Cathy was late for work and needed to get in the shower, so she demanded that I release the doves.

by hinder90 June 1, 2006

relaxy

the state a man is in when super relaxed to the point of an euphoric, out-of-this-world experience, often during a massage. a galaxy of relaxation.

girl: (massaging back) "do you feel better?"

boy: "i feel ... very relaxy."

pause

boy: "you know, like a galaxy of relaxation."

by c cakes and bakes December 15, 2009

Pig reflex

Not exactly a reflex, but it's a term used to describe the phenomenon of feeling sleepy after eating a heavy meal.

Once I cleared the buffet table, my pig reflexes were acting up.

by newton12 April 19, 2013

filthy release

The combination of ejaculation and taking a dump at the exact same time during a blumpkin.

After a few minutes, I realize I'm about to blow it out of both ends...there it was, my first filthy release. It nearly shot her across the room.

by Tellydude September 20, 2016