Reading a Bitch

Airing a bitch's dirty laundry, and reminding them not to fuck with you. Can also be used when pulling up someone's receipts and exposing them.

Gurl don't mess with EJ he stay Reading a Bitch. He will read yo ass into next year.

by EJ Duh October 2, 2017

too long didn't bother reading

Phrase often used on internet message boards to indicate that the poster felt that the previous post addressing him was too long, and therefore he did not read it.

These long posts generally contain a variety of carefully and maturely presented facts on the topic at hand, intended to provide an argument against the poster's views. These posts are generally too long and too content-filled for today's average Joe Internet who is always on the go and never posts more than two lines at a time.

that definition was too long didn't bother reading

by Irving Washington March 30, 2003

Reading a book

Code word for stroking your shaft

Vicky: Kaiden what the hell is taking you so long to get dressed.

Kaiden: sorry I was reading a book

by fayschullshot May 31, 2010

Raden

A very rich man with a very big dong

wow. he must be a raden.

by yeetembeatum March 28, 2019

avid_reader

An individual who is always reading books.

“She’s such an avid_reader! All she does is read books.”

by ChocCroissant February 2, 2022

The Shadow Reader

The Shadow Reader is an American YouTuber that makes horror-centered videos, specifically creepypastas as well as other content including rants. His YouTube channel currently has over 17,000 subscribers and 6 million video views as of April 2019.

}Joseph}: Yo Wanna, Watch The Shadow Reader?
{me}: Fuck yes!-

by [e-mail] August 17, 2019

Reading Cheese

its a phrase used to say how somethings impossible or hard to understand.

some guy: man, trying to understand this is like reading cheese!
some other guy: ?? you cant read cheese!
some guy: thats what im sayin!

by MCXD September 25, 2010