Riley Schermerhorn

A Fat Ass fruit who can’t tell his head from his ass. He brags about his mom’s Porsche, even though he drives daddy’s Civic. Unusually crusty eyelids. Has a certified micro penis document and lives on welfare.

Look at that fat ass nerd Riley Schermerhorn

by Riley balls January 15, 2023

Riley

A fat cunt

Riley is a fat cunt

by Nigilywigily July 30, 2020

riley

The most insanely, cool person in the world. He is an awesome drawer and so hot

Riley's nickname is ri ri and he is a good drawer.

by Cara October 20, 2004

rayley

Beautiful soul ,caring,compasionate and stubborn.Fearless and Funny.
Always there for you .Her tenderness and beatiful smile light up any dark space .

Rayley( compassion) and (love) (strong) yet (tender)

by Eyes Of Green December 20, 2016

Riley

A fucking awesome bad ass motherfucker who blows shit the hell up and likes his European women especially Russians and is totally handsomer than you and women are all over him.

Riley is the best man who ever lived I wish i was as cool as him so I could score a lady.

by I am God and Riley is the best October 4, 2011

riley

verb/noun; to riley someone is to give them the best lay of their life. to "get a riley" is to be on the receiving end of such a phenomenal sexual act.

"Man, last saturday that girl totally gave me a riley!"

"Just you wait until we get home and I give you a riley."

by m.e.s. August 29, 2005

Riley

The Fucking Bomb, Good at bass.

Hey theres that sexy beast with his bass. Wow this is the first time I have literally wanted to rip someones clothes off to give them sex, wow must be his pure sexual lust.

"Hes a Riley" "O u mean he's cool"

by Cristina Aguilera April 16, 2004