pong-whiffy

A bad smell

Its a bit pong-whiffy!

by DeeStar November 4, 2003

poongress report

A progress report concerning the status of the girl a guy is trying to have sex with. Furthermore, this term is used to describe how close a guy is to having sex with a girl and/or the details if said guy has already hooked up with said girl.

I know you are going out with that slut Ashley tonight and I expect you to text me a poongress report later.

by Wall-E Balls January 20, 2011

three prong

two in the pink; one in the stink

is also just the hand symbol of holding up the pointer, middle, and pinky fingers to represent the aforementioned action

Cody- "Ho brah, I just totally three pronged that trog"

by upcunt3 May 1, 2008

Ping Pong Phenomenon

This phenomenon is a highly sensitive, non-specific gauge of interest between two people who are communicating for the first time via email. It is defined as the gradual lengthening of email responses with each back and forth reply. When present, this phenomenon usually indicates some level of mutual interest between the communicating parties; while the respondents become more and more engaged, the responses subsequently lengthen. The absence of this phenomenon does not imply that there is no level of interest.

Disclaimer: This phenomenon does not predict actual compatibility, only initial interest.

Presence of the Ping Pong Phenomenon (or a positive(+)PPP):

Hi Mary,
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxx


Hi John,
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxx


Hi Mary,
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Etc.

by CubsRule February 9, 2009

ping pong'd

When you take a man's penis between your open palms and use your hands like ping pong paddles to bat it back and fourth.

"Dude,she was right in the middle of blowing me when all of the sudden I got ping pong'd. I almost starting laughing right there but I didn't want to ruin it."

by Silky Gooch October 5, 2009

Monster Pong

A form of beer pong played with Monster Energy Drink instead, usually played by Presbyterians at church camp.

-Hey lets go pray!

-Nah I'd rather play monster pong.

-Yah dude.

by YAHDUDE. July 19, 2010

Steaming Phong

When someone named phong takes a shit on your chest.

Farrell was extactic to recieve a steaming phong after gym class.

by gym1234653 March 9, 2011