i put the 'impin in the pimpin

1. This is an ancient phrase that goes back as far as the time of Gabriel and Mohammed. It means 'I just had sexual intercourse with all the members of your family last night'.

2. An expression used to state that one is 'the shit'.

Gabriel: Before I give the holy scriptures I have something to say.

Mohammed: What my lord?

Gabriel: I put the 'impin in the pimpin

Mohammed: Surely not all of them in one night?

Gabriel: Fo' shizzle my nizzle!

by elisse July 16, 2008

parking-lot pimpin'

hanging outside a club or party after it ends to spit to the girls

I don't want to go inside, let's do this parking-lot pimpin' dog.

by MB April 29, 2003

Butt pumping

You know the definition. Sodomy

Rogan and Crowder are insatiable when it comes to butt pumping.

by J Clayton Bearsby June 8, 2019

Pumping Ropes

the act of ejaculating; as in pumping ropes of semen.

Bro that chick had me pumping ropes all night.

by Izan ppower January 22, 2011

pumping cock in sync

usually performed while watching porn, but also applicable while watching live sex at a party

the act of matching the penetration depth of cock in observed fornication to the depth of one's own cock in one's own hand or other cock stroking device

balls deep in observed fornication pull hand down to match either to base of cock or to the limit of stimulation of hand

boxers all the way down, lube ready, porn site loaded and porn playing, reality melts away pumping cock in sync, usually jizzing before video ends

repeat until unable to get hard again in lieu of fornicating.

by pumps alot April 28, 2012

Co-Pimpin

verb-a form of cockblocking -CoPimpin is The act of stepping in on a recently initiated conversation between a freind and a girl and trying to spit game , usually done by someone who fears rejection and wants to step in after the ice is already broken instead of finding someone on their own. Normally done by someone who doesnt have a chance yet will ruin your game to shoot his shot at it. This usually occurs at Bars , partys , clubs, and other such social events. The word is derived from "co-pilot"

if three freinds go to a bar and Lets just call them "Tom","Mike",and "John" hypothetically.. and Tom and Mike start talking to two girls and John frantically rushes over to start Co-Pimpin instead of initiating conversation with one on his own for fear of rejection , rendering him annoyingly useless/hurting Tom and Mikes chances

by TommysRx May 4, 2007

penis pumping like a champ

the female puts either her right/left shoulder under the man's junk. Then they wrap their hand around the penis and basically "fist pump it like a champ".

Optional: you can start a dice roll on it and then work your way up to fist.

Penis pumping like a champ is like fist pumping on the Jersey Shore except in the sexual mode.

by AgaMeista January 19, 2010