puto

Some word that gringos use to say sometin in spanish, cause thats all they know.Real meaning: male bitch(puta, feamle)

Puto!

by outlast October 2, 2003

putinophobia

Fear of Russian president Vladimir Putin

Putinophobe : I hate Putin

Putinphile: Damn son you suffer from putinophobia

by Danushka0815797 June 25, 2016

Punose

When a girl doesn't believe that a guy is hitting on her, despite the warnings from her friends

Jane: I think you should tell your boyfriend that guy stuck his tongue down your throat.
Jen: No way, he wasn't hitting on me at all.
Jane: Don't be a total punose, you retard.

by ilikelamp June 13, 2006

Punoculars

device to zoom in on puns from a faraway distance Comes with launcher to launch various food items at the bad ones.

FOOD NOT INCLUDED

Gisele saw a bad pun with the Punoculars, and used them to shoot it with eggs.

by IscribbleGisele August 1, 2008

Puton

Pu·ton
/ˈp(y)o͞otän/
noun
A dirty couch in a bachelor pad that has been used many times for make out sessions or sex.

Or
A sofa or futon that has been pooed on.

I wouldn’t go near that puton in the alley.
Danny’s puton has herpes.
That puton be banasty.

by Farmer Ernie May 25, 2020

puno la chocho

to fist a gurl in the chumino... and the effect is very loud moaning noises.

Dude, i jus puno la chocho three times.

by Goebel March 16, 2004

te amo puto

often seen as TAP, slang for "love you but fuck you." Most commonly attributed to friends and co-workers.

Carlitos, TAP!

*Carlos runs into a wall* Carlos, te amo puto.

by mcmathews November 4, 2016